I don’t quite understand that statement! I have heard female humans say that to their male counterparts when they get too randy but for me, a shower (cold or hot) does nothing to quell my urges (although I usually like to take a nap afterwards)!
Hmmm…. maybe mom said that to me because I simply a “dirty bird”? No mind. When I get full of dander, and it has been a couple of weeks since I last “got wet”, I really relish the shower…especially when it is with really warm water!
I don’t know what my counterparts in the wild do…I am pretty sure that they don’t get pampered like I do! I not only get warm showers but I get fully directed ones!
During the winter months, mom brings me into the shower with her and when I am
keen on getting clean
I clamber down the shower curtain liner, spread and flap my wings to ensure all of me gets soaked.
The bad part of the shower is that it eventually ends. I bounce up and down to hurry mom up so that she can lift me off of the shower curtain and take me back to my boudoir! Once I get back to my room, Dad glances over and laughs at me and calls me names like,
drowned flying rodent
He is so mean. I don’t know why he calls me that. The “getting it on” season doesn’t last all year and I don’t proliferate like rats and mice!!!! Besides, I think I am beautiful no matter what I look like. You be the judge!