I won’t be writing much over the next year because mom is just way too busy to help me with my typing. She won’t even give me lessons or install a program allowing me to convert beak shorthand into real words. Sigh!!!
I wanted to take a few minutes to explain “birdification”
Birdification is the process by which a psitta like me transforms the love of his/her life into a “true” mate…. one of the same kind.
I know my mom (my partner) is human but I think that she should look more like me. Why not! This is what I did to “birdify” her:
Step 1 – Pluck some of my down feathers and strategically place them in mom’s hair, face, body… wherever they stick.
Step 2 – Bite the fingers…. we don’t really have them so why should they? With enough bites, those arms will begin to look like wings
Step 3 – Give her “birdtox” — the psitta form of botox. That process expands the lips making them look more like a beak!
I did this to mom a couple of weeks ago. She really wasn’t pleased. There was a lot of blood and she was concerned that she would need stitches.
I am usually very trustworthy but she got complacent (because I am usually a good bird) and she kissed me while I was on my cage. I haven’t bitten her face in eons but I just felt it was time!